This is the part where I start to care, right?
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Kelly, who investigate crime; and the Zimmer, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.


Tinkerbell Glitter

ever been so pissed off that you fall asleep? that’s my game plan right now. this is exhausting. happy easter or whatever. peace out.

Posted
8 hours ago

Theatre kids

person a:I don't have pants on yet
person b:*opens dressing room door anyway*
Notes
3343
Posted
8 hours ago

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via codylyerly)

Notes
732796
Posted
8 hours ago

murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

(Source: pizzaland, via constantinopley)

Notes
562234
Posted
8 hours ago

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via constantinopley)

Notes
164014
Posted
8 hours ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter